gotitforcheap-deactivated201611:

big blue pissed off Paul Giamatti from the movie “Big Fat Liar”

nflstreet:

Me: hey
Texan: pardon?
Me: (oh shit)…howdy
Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second

everets:

this is how i want to get married

mia7437:

#great now i gotta kinkshame award winning journalist anderson cooper

gotitforcheap:

lilwitchymama:

gotitforcheap:

haha this dude puts his car up his asshole 

He’s talking bout a Harley Davidson, and if you ain’t ever rode one, it sucks to be you. 

haha this dude puts his harley davidson* up his asshole

justacrush:

fennethianell:

Did anyone thought about this?

OH MY FUCKING GOD

gameplanpng:

disney-universes:

arkadycosplay:

I’m so pleased that “tousled hair” is an essential aspect of this outfit that needs to be included in the official guides.

All part of a grand tradition of these DK Star Wars books. Like Lando’s “winning smile”

bigsavefurniture:

my biggest insecurity is that i cant cartwheel. what do i do when im full with glee? just fuckin stand there, it haunts me everyday

hashslinging-slasher:

the great gatsby au where gatsby says “my dude” instead of “old sport”